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"Je ne dors pas, je télécharge mes rêves."

"Je connais ton code de carte bancaire...
"Ah bon???"
"Oui, c'est 4 étoiles."


"Papa, il faudrait arrêter le shampoing à l'oeuf"
"Pourquoi?"
"Parce que on voit la coquille..."



"J'ai donné à manger au poisson rouge mais,
j'ai oublié de lui donner à boire..."


"Mais comment elles font pour mettre
du chocolat dans le lait, les vaches?"


"Mon hamster, il vient d'Amsterdam?"

"La vache est herbivore,
la poule est granivore
et le chien est croquettore!"


"Les igloos, c'est des niches pour les pingouins?"


"La poule, elle pond des omelettes?"

"Papa, tu peux me raconter l'histoire
du 'Petit chat peint en rouge?'"

"Qui éclaire la lune?
Le premier homme qui a marché dessus."


"C'est bien écrit..."
"C'est normal, c'est tapé à l'ordinateur!"


"Ca date de l'âge de pierre ce truc"
"C'est qui Pierre?"


" C'est bizarre que les pigeons soient blancs,
il y a du soleil, ils devraient être bronzés."


"La baignoire a tout bu, elle avait très soif!"


Maman, j'ai une lampe sur le pied"
"Tu as une quoi?"
"Une lampe sur le pied!"
"Aaaaah, tu as une ampoule!!!!"
"Ben oui, c'est ce que je te disais!"


"Les canes, parfois elles font des oeufs et parfois des sucres."



"Sur mes fraises, je peux mettre de la Crème Gentille ?"



"Mon sirop il pique, il est au rosier ! "


"Ah bon, la baleine c'est un mammifère ??
alors il y a des papifères ??"



"Dis Maman, y a t-il des autruches en Autriche ?"


"En visite au zoo :
- Regarde ! Un drôle de madaire"


"Les garçons, c'est comme les Pokémons,
faut les dresser pour qu'ils obéïssent."


"Maman est-ce qu'il y a des petits nuages noirs au-dessus de ma tête??
Non, pourquoi?
Parce que je suis très en colère!!!"


"Les nuages c'est de la barbe à papa qui s'est envolée"


"Moi aussi je voudrais une glace en coton !!!"

Les chats ils ont des poils,
les poules elles ont des plumes
et les ours ils ont des polaires ?




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# Posté le dimanche 09 mars 2008 14:15

Modifié le jeudi 24 avril 2008 08:56

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